Craig let me borrow his computer so I could read Embers Falling On Dry Grass, the prologue of Robert Jordan's soon-to-be-released book, and I told him I'd give him an older copy of Paint Shop Pro, since the one he had sucked ass. I had to download an update for the damn thing, and I happened to glance at the taskbar while it was going, and this is what I saw:

I was reminded of the Princess Bride ("To the pain!"). Funny, I thought. That's all. (:

  Mood: Less hungry than an hour ago
Now Playing: Die Warzau - Radiation Babies

I got some interesting hits to my page recently as a result of people putting things in search engines. The first is "erin's sex life" which is pretty amusing to me, since I did (kinda) talk about that a while back. The second was "girls taking cock up the ass".... Which I'm pretty sure I've never talked about.

  Mood: Feelin' fine
Now Playing (in my mind): Cockles and Mussels

Stolen from [Christine]:

1. Go to [googlism.com].
2. Enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.
3. Pick the twenty BEST responses, and list them.
4. Bold your favorite of the *BEST*.

Well, I picked the best 100, because there were so many amusing ones. I know that's not what I was supposed to do, but it's my site. Also, I've used my crazy technological powers to sort them in alphabetical order.

jesse is __________
jesse is 16 years old and has been smoking since the age of 14
jesse is 20 years old and has been incarcerated since may 1998
jesse is a beautiful 3 1/2 year old german shepherd / shar pei cross
jesse is a contraction of ishmael
jesse is a css god
jesse is a dual citizen
jesse is a five year old purebred male border collie
jesse is a former navy seal
jesse is a frequent guest on major tv and radio programs such as "hannity & colmes"
jesse is a good child and he loves to play video and computer games and he also likes going to the lake
jesse is a great vj
jesse is a happy boy
jesse is a lovable little boy who loves to play with cars and build with his legos
jesse is a loveable and sweet boy who likes to build with legos and who can make friends very easily
jesse is a loveable little darlin' who is very vocal in his wants and needs
jesse is a moving and powerful story
jesse is a quick weekend trip to phoenix
jesse is a snuggle bun
jesse is a sweetie
jesse is a true rock'n'roller
jesse is a verified paypal seller
jesse is a young mexican
jesse is able to steal aboard the paddleboat where he rescues ann and blows up the boat before it can hit the levy
jesse is acknowledging that he's interested in a good time
jesse is actually not all that honest
jesse is also the pickiest eater i have ever met
jesse is an elegant singing actor who is a favorite in regional american opera houses
jesse is an idiot
jesse is anointed by god with a unique preaching ministry that melts even the hardest heart with hilarious illustrations
jesse is another figure of christ
jesse is back from doing press and radio in europe for the october 28 release of "the fine art of self destruction" in the uk and the rest of europe
jesse is bringing new passion to the world of rhythm & blues
jesse is coming
jesse is cool
jesse is da house
jesse is dazed
jesse is dead
jesse is definitely the most aggressive
jesse is determined
jesse is doing the best he can
jesse is easily confused and may give other names when asked
jesse is glad to have met his goal
jesse is goin down
jesse is going to die
jesse is gone
jesse is halo's president and ceo
jesse is hooked on drugs
jesse is hot
jesse is in the show?
jesse is indeed sweeter than you
jesse is jammin
jesse is like their cinderella
jesse is looking for a new home
jesse is making the moves on my woman
jesse is merely disturbed by the multiple sightings of white helicopters hovering overhead
jesse is messy
jesse is mine not yours
jesse is my source of information
jesse is not a mosquito
jesse is not phony
jesse is not telling black america
jesse is not that person
jesse is not with me
jesse is noticing it too
jesse is now on at 12
jesse is nude and touches her boobs
jesse is off into the wild blue yonder
jesse is on the case and in short order great strides in finding the culprits are made
jesse is on the fast track to nowhere when he's offered the job as chief of police of paradise
jesse is on the lake
jesse is pandering to the industry with this article
jesse is quite certain that intel has become too dependant on microsoft
jesse is quite tall and thin
jesse is silly
jesse is sleeping until noon
jesse is so lucky to be alive and it's amazing he survived a fight with a cat
jesse is so sexy
jesse is sorta wrong
jesse is starting to say no to a lot of things as if this is a game
jesse is struggling to find out how he fits into the world
jesse is stupid
jesse is sweet
jesse is taller than yao ming
jesse is the american robin hood
jesse is the earliest of the early arrivals
jesse is the founding chair of the orthopaedic surgery department in the school of medicine
jesse is the hottest guy i have ever seen
jesse is the kinda guy you wouldn't mind hoppin' in the sack with for a quickie
jesse is the only one who has succeeded in a variety of private sector career fields
jesse is the only person we should listen to
jesse is the spokesperson for nerf
jesse is the wave of the future
jesse is thought to be the mastermind behind robbing railroad express cars
jesse is threatened by inmate mcmullen
jesse is trying to cope
jesse is trying to establish an identity apart from both of you
jesse is watching a horror movie with linda and carrie
jesse is widely recognized as an inspirational trainer
jesse is wrong

  Mood: Goofy
Now Playing: The Galan Pixs - Crackerjack

As you can undoubtedly see, I've updated the layout of the site a bit. Enjoy. You know where to send questions/complaints/bugs.

Aside from that, there's not a whole lot going on. I think I'm finally getting better, although for some reason, my calves have been achy for the past couple days -- as if I'd worked out or something, and I certainly did nothing of the sort. So that's weird.

I'm hoping I'll be well enough by the 20th to go visit Erin. If things keep going like they have been, I should be.... We're going out, by the way. I never mentioned it on here (for no real reason), but we are. And to think, after all those times I advertised how cute and single she was on this site, I ended up going out with her. Not that I'm complaining; it's just silly.

Anyway, I'm going to go play some Baldur's Gate II. Laters internets.

  Mood: Feelin' fine
Now Playing: Atomica - Salt

I was going to write about something, and it wasn't going to be complaining, but now I've completely forgotten what it was. I'll update this if I ever remember. Maybe it had something to do with.... No... no, I just don't know.

  Mood: Eh...
Now Playing (in my mind): Saliva - Always