The Swizzlestick!
01.24.2006, 7:02 pmbeefcube

Hydrants with traffic cone hats = gnomes

Car recently rolled over to 150,000 miles. I thought this was pretty spiffy, so I took a couple pictures. I can't say that I've put that much on there, since it was at (I think) about 135,000 when I got it. Anyway, when it went to 150,000, the trip odometer was at 66.6 miles. I tried to get a picture of that, but camera wasn't quick enough, so I stopped and got the one that's here.

Just before 150k in the MazdaJust after 150k in the Mazda

I was having a conversation with brother tonight, and he was talking about naming variables beef1, beef2, etc.. He said he had 5, so that would be like beef-to-the-fifth. I said no, it would be like beef-times-five, and theorised that beef-to-the-fifth would be a whole lot of beef. I have made a beefcube in order to illustrate this. Keep in mind that this is only beef-to-the-third. Anything-to-the-fifth becomes somewhat difficult to render in ASCII.

The Mighty [ASCII] Beefcube

Beefcube loves you.


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01.05.2006, 8:52 amDon't Fuckin' Do It!

Yes, welcome back to you, too. There was a laptop in to be fixed the other day with the most curious decal affixed to it:

Don't karate chop this laptop

The only thing I can think of that it could mean is Do Not Karate Chop This Computer. So, of course, when no one was looking, I did. Yeah, that's right. I didn't listen to the sticker. Now I'm going to hell.

Also, I thought it would make a neat avatar, so I did that shit up. Feel free to steal it.

No karate chopping icon

Also also, I took a break from writing haiku over the relatively busy holday week, but not only am I back at it again, I've retroactively written for the days I missed. So if you were looking for haiku last week and were supremely disappointed because there were no new ones, you can go read a host of them now, free of charge. [clicky]

Finally, I've been doing this for two years?? Shit.


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