Today's post is brought to you by the letter M and an e-mail I wrote last night:

Around here, when they re-pave a road, they grind all the pavement off it first. That, obviously, makes the road really bumpy, so they put up signs that say "Grooved Pavement Ahead" to warn drivers that it's coming up. I looked at one the other day, and I thought that it would be much cooler if they said "Groovy Pavement Ahead." Much funnier, anyway.

  mood: Tired and pissed
now playing: Tool - Vicarious