101 Ways to Kill a Man (or a Woman, or a Cat, or a Rooster, or a...)
I got bored one day. This is what happened. Maybe I just have a sick mind, but this list was a lot of fun to make. Of course, quite a few people helped me, so this isn't entirely my doing. But, since I really don't feel the need to give them all credit, I'll just take the blame for this one...
001. kill - to put to death; to deprive of life.
002. maim - to disable or disfigure, usually by depriving of the use of a
limb or other part of the body.
003. behead - to separate the head from the body.
004. garrote - a method of execution formerly practiced in Spain, in which
a tightened iron collar is used to strangle or break the neck of a
condemned person.
005. disembowel - to remove the entrails from.
006. flay - to strip the skin from; to whip or lash.
007. incinerate - to burn to ashes.
008. choke - to deprive of air by compression or obstruction of the larynx
or trachea.
009. hang - to execute by suspending from the neck.
010. murder - to kill unlawfully, brutally or inhumanly.
011. slay - to kill violently.
012. electrucute - to kill with electricity; to execute by means of
electricity.
013. skin - to remove skin from.
014. stab - to pierce or wound with a pointed weapon.
015. slaughter - to kill people in large numbers; to kill in a violent or
brutal manner.
016. shoot - to hit, wound, or kill with a missile fired from a weapon.
017. throttle - to strangle or choke.
018. gut - to remove the intestines or entrails from.
019. exsanguinate - to drain of blood.
020. annihilate - to destroy completely; to reduce to nonexistence.
021. slash - to cut with forceful, sweeping strokes.
022. immolate - to kill as a sacrifice; especially by fire.
023. combust - to ignite and burn.
024. terminate - to bring to an end or halt.
025. impale - to pierce with a sharp stake or point; to torture or kill by
impaling.
026. burn - to destroy with fire.
028. poison - to kill with a toxic substance.
029. infect - to contaminate with a pathogenic microorganism or agent.
030. eat - to consume, ravage, or destroy by ingesting.
031. torture - to inflict severe physical pain as a means of punishment or
coercion.
032. disease - to infect with disease.
033. asphyxiate - to cause a condition in which an extreme decrease in the
amount of oxygen in the body accompanied by an increase of carbon
dioxide leads to death.
034. smash - to break into pieces suddenly, noisily and violently.
035. disintegrate - to reduce to components, fragments or particles.
036. starve - to cause to die from extremem or prolonged lack of food.
037. bleed - to take or remove blood from.
038. dehydrate - to deprive of water and other liquids.
039. blast - to kill or destroy by hitting with great force.
040. butcher - to kll brutally or indescriminately.
041. hack - to cut or chop to pieces with repeated or irregular blows.
042. rime - to coat with ice.
043. explode - to cause to burst violently or noisily.
044. detonate - to explode or cause to explode.
045. crush - to press between opposing bodies so as to break or injure.
046. implode - to cause to collapse inward violently.
047. gas - to overcome, disable or kill with poisonous fumes.
048. bury - to place in the ground.
049. drown - to kill bu submerging and suffocating in water or another
liquid.
050. suffocate - to kill or destroy by depriving of air or oxygen.
051. overdose - to kill by an excessive doese of a substance, especially a
narcotic.
052. pummel - to beat, as with the fists.
053. beat - to strike repeatedly.
054. bludgeon - to beat, as if with a heavy club.
055. destroy - to ruin completely; to kill.
056. obliterate - to do away with completely so as to leave no trace.
057. massacre - the act or an instance of killing a large number of human
beings indiscriminately and cruelly.
058. liquefy - to cause to become liquid.
059. exhaust - to wear out completely, unto the point of death.
060. boil - to cook in water that is above its boiling point.
061. decapitate - to cut the head from.
062. fry - to cook over direct heat in hot oil or fat.
063. cook - to prepare for eating by applying heat.
064. melt - to be changed from a solid to a liquid state by the application
of heat, pressure or both.
065. trample - to beat down with the feet so as to crush, bruise, or
destroy.
066. freeze - to be killed or harmed by cold or frost.
067. maul - to injure or kill by beating.
068. strangle - to kill by squeezing the throat so as to choke or
suffocate.
069. cannibalize - to kill another of one's own kind by eating.
070. expunge - to erase or eliminate completely.
071. embalm - to replace blood with preservatives in order to prevent
decay.
072. eradicate - to kill by tearing up by the roots.
073. martyr - to put to death for devotion to religious beliefs.
074. masticate - to grind or knead into a pulp.
075. saute - to fry lightly in fat in a shallow, open pan.
076. cremate - to reduce to ashes.
077. mutilate - to disfigure or kill by damaging irreparably.
078. gore - to pierce or stab with a horn or tusk.
079. flatten - to make flat.
080. eviscerate - to remove the entrails from.
081. sever - to cut or break apart.
082. smother - to deprive of air or oxygen.
083. sacrifice - to offer to a deity in propitiation or homage, especially
in ritual slaughter.
084. batter - to pound repeatedly with heavy blows.
085. whip - to strike with repeated strokes, as with a strap or rod.
086. exterminate - to get rid of by destroying completely.
087. demolish - to do away with completely; put an end to.
088. flambe - to drench in liquor, such as brandy, and ignite.
089. bomb - to attack, damage or destroy with bombs.
090. microwave - to cook with high-frequency, electromagnetic waves.
091. splatter - to cause to splash, especially after a blow or fall.
092. torch - to cause to burn or undergo combustion, especially with
extraordinary rapidity, force, or thoroughness.
093. crucify - to put a person to death by nailing or suspending from a
cross.
094. stone - to hurl or throw stones at, especially to kill with stones.
095. petrify - to change into stone.
096. grind - to crush, pulverize, or reduce to powder by friction.
097. rend - to tear or split apart into pieces violently.
098. drug - to kill with a narcotic substance.
099. vaporize - to cause to be converted into a vapor or gas.
100. assassinate - to murder by surprise attack, especially for political
reasons.
101. puree - to rub through a strainer or process in a blender.
102. vivisect - to cut apart a living person or animal.
103. euthanize - to end the life of an individual suffering from a
terminal illness or incurable condition.
104. inter - to place in a grave or tomb.
105. lash - to strike with a whip with force or violence.
106. sunder - to break or wrench apart.
107. dismember - to cut, tear or pull the limbs from; to divide into
pieces.
108. dissolve - to cause to break down into parts, especially to pass into
a solution.
109. eliminate - to get rid of; remove.
110. extirpate - to destroy totally.
Ok, ok, so there are more than a hundred and one. It started out as a hundred and one, but I kept finding more to add... and if you can think of any more that fit, feel free to e-mail me with them.

