05.17.2008 - 3 Work + 1 Unrelated


"Ten items or less"
The law of the express lane
But no one can count

Dear cell-phone talker:
Stop being a massive douche
Your mum would be sad

That man stole your bag?
You were clearly in his way
Move faster next time

Dear Ms. Budding-Tree,
Must you pollenate so much?
I've just washed my car